So Raymond has so many talents but today I will share just one. This man has an uncanny ability to tear things. He can take a brand new tarp and within a couple weeks we need a new one again. He buys new work pants and within a month they are completely shredded to the point of not being able to wear them without showing his dunun du duns. All of his work shirts have wholes all around them not just in common areas. His shoes get completely separated from their soles, his toes stick out the tops of his socks and even his G's have short life spans. We have tried buying more expensive brands but still their lives are cut short. Which brings me to a new item he has torn. The other night as we were crawling into be he caught his toe on something. We pulled the comforter back and saw two little 2 inch tears where his feet usually are. Kinda weird right? Well as I was making the bed today I noticed that his little tear is now huge!! How in the world does he wear holes in the sheets!! He tosses a little bit in the night but this is just to crazy!
Now to decide if I will be a MEAN wife or a NICE wife. I really LOVE our bedding so should I make him deal with it or should I try to find another one to love. We will have to see!
2 comments:
Too funny! You should just buy some new sheets. And for the holes in the sheets he is probably rubbing his feet together or back and forth in the night and doesn't even realize it. My sister in law does that all night and she is always tearing holes in their sheets. Or.....make Raymond clip his toenails. :)
Hah! BJ has that same problem with his pants. Except it always looks like he cut them instead of tore them. Perfectly straight lines. Sometimes at right angles. It's craziness. But the tear in the sheets? That was me. Turns out in the summer when I wear sandals all the time, my feet build up calluses that are sharp and over time, I tore holes in our lovely 600 thread count sheets. [sigh] So... maybe he needs a pedicure?
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